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X-Factor "Winners" can kiss our collective arse |
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Written by GORE
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Tuesday, 03 July 2007 |
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So yes, the Mighty Chassis are not just destroying all before them in Areas of Manchester (just to the left of the Bar in the Wheatsheaf) but are also conquering the boardrooms of the Incorporated. We have it on very good authority that a Well Known Fast Food Retailer had us heavily pencilled in to play the Ricoh Arena in Coventry for their big DO! Unfortunately they decided to "Have It Their Way" and dumped us for some no-mark from x-fack-tor (pictured). Come on Guys! How is that gonna ROCK? Ah well. In light of our huge corporate following we are pleased to announce a share issue in the Band. For a limited time only and for a reasonable financial outlay you too can store the drumkit. Greg's fucked if he's got room for it and Jez needs the space for the PA. Cheques, Postal Orders, and Earthly Pleasures accepted
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