Burly Chassis

Armed with our new PA, this gig was bound to go well. No more teetering piles of speakers on pub tables! One or two punters could even see me this time, and my pantaloons of ROCK.

It was all going so swimmingly until the scary lady turned up with her titanic tattoed tits tipping towards t'band. There was gooing to be trouble unless we let her sing, or suffocate band members of sub-tit height (me and Jez).

Fortunately she settled for the latter, and after she poured her tits back into her basque, she poured herself into a taxi and was never seen again! And the band was quite good too......

Anyone got photos??